On Saturday 10 September, Kilburn High Road and West Hampstead will host the biggest and baddest golfers West London ever did see (figuratively speaking). The inaugural Turton Masters is a pub golf tour - nay a pub golf campaign - specially curated to separate the Sand Wedges from the Drivers. Expect imperfectly trimmed greens, hoots of laughter, and swinging PENDULOUS BALLS! Golf hasn't been this cool since Tiger Woods banged a bunt load of coke, crashed his car and bonked all those prozzies. Bloody legend!

Everyone is welcome, especially non-club members -- bring your housemates; bring your wife; bring your side-ho; be the Tiger Woods you were born to be!

Dress Code: your Finest Golfing Outfit.

"Best Golfing Attire" Prize = 1 Club Tie
"Top Golfer" Prize = Oodles of respect

Estimated 9 hole cost: £25

PLEASE CLICK THE ATTENDING BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE!

More attending = more leverage for negotiating deals with pubs = less ££

More deets to come